Quotes

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired. - keep3r
(Note: 5.6)

Leute die an der Fraggeria sind zum gamen sind wie die Leute, die ans Open Air SG gehen um die Bands zu sehen. - Klaudermann T. Spargelzack - mauten
(Note: 4.5)

Einige Denkweisen von zooomern haben sich in den letzten Jahren stark verändert, was in unserem Alter nicht verwunderlich ist. Aber wir sind Zensurgegner, weshalb wir alle unseren alten Meinungen und Äusserungen, Reviews oder Bilder im Netz lassen. - Cédi im tpl #66 - IneX
(Note: 4)

The problem with designing something completley foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. - Douglas Adams - IneX
(Note: 5)

FAQ u - IneX
(Note: 5)

DaKine im X-Clan Forum: "Zudem bruchsch kei relativitätstheorie zum dir das mit dä Ziitdifferenze erchläre z'chöne. I stutze halt eifach immer bi dene Liächtgschwindigkeits-Bispiel welli diä eifach niat dureblicke." - Cédi
(Note: 3)

hAgI im X-Clan Forum: "de abnormal-dings-tigg han i scho sit i uf d'welt cho bin ..nei ok sägemer am 5i.. ufjedefall glaub i chum dass er mir irgendöpis neus cha uftische." - Cédi
(Note: 2)

"Herrä, mir sind nöd do zums luschtig ha. Mir sind do zum trinkä." - Aus den Überlieferungen des Kusters an die Jesuiter 14,2 - Buezi
(Note: 5.5)

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the PC, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." - IneX
(Note: 5)

Now if only there were a way to see IE6 and IE7 in one virtual machine... I have two copies of Windows installed, one for each sucky browser. They are about 4GB each.
That's 8GB of space on my drive used for IE, which I hate. - Brian in einem Entwicklerforum
- IneX
(Note: 5)

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