ich werde grad um meine meinung gebeten...dazu brauch ich aber bischen hilfe von euch:
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for cylander's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that bĂŒsis could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the bĂŒsi population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Abraham Summers. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have bĂŒsi kebabs, bĂŒsi pies, bĂŒsi-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about bĂŒsi over-population," says random passer-by Elizabeth du Pont, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Johan McGuffin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The bĂŒsis were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The bĂŒsi is part of what makes cylander a great nation!"
apropos buesi:
i warn di. wenn i mol usefind, dass du binere un-abstimmig was anders waehlsch als i, chumi vorbi und leg di uebers chnue, hae! (aber do gseht mer wenigschtens ganz klar, was de delegierti waehlt. voll unrealistisch)
Certain shadowy ministerial figures have proposed government monitoring of individual internet usage.
The Debate
1. "In these days of terror and uncertainty, it's exactly what we need," says Clint Falopian, signing an arrest warrant. "Every pervert, terrorist, bomb-building maniac and anti-government idiot is currently online. I'm not saying that we should block citizens from seeing it, but let's also watch who's seeking it out. This will give our law enforcement officers the chance to prevent crimes before they happen. If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to hide."
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2. "Well, I AM saying we should block out that filth," says a man in a dark hat, stepping from the shadows. "If people want to use the internet, they can view our government-approved sites. Those are swell."
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3. Privacy activist Miranda McAlpin is outraged, as usual. "Tyranny is the natural result of limiting information! Someone, somewhere, will always find something offensive -- mimes for example. Those scare the hell out of me. But should we ban them? No! Free the internet! We have nothing to fear from free information but pop-up advertising!"
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In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Fickeria's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that schoggistechers could be added to the menu.
The Debate
1. "The fact is, the schoggistecher population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Buffy Clinton. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have schoggistecher kebabs, schoggistecher pies, schoggistecher-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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2. "I agree that something needs to be done about schoggistecher over-population," says random passer-by Jack Mombota, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Pip Bush. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The schoggistechers were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The schoggistecher is part of what makes Fickeria a great nation!"
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wĂŒescht.
"The schoggistecher is part of what makes Fickeria a great nation!"
so gsehni da au. du wirst ja sicher die nacktheitspflicht annehmen, oder?
